Pirate Bling

Back in the golden age of pirating, all you had to do was sail around a bit and you would practically fall over a merchant ship loaded with plunder, apart from the loss of the occasional limb, monsters from the deep and mermaid sirens life was good. Then people got a bit annoyed at having all their stuff nicked so set out to put a stop to it. War ships were deployed, task committees formed and rewards offered for capture dead or alive, life became a bit more of a chore. The pirate way of life became less enticing and with the advancements in technology many a foresighted pirate saw the nail was in the coffin for the maritime based lifestyle they had become accustom and started to explore alternative careers.

Documents released through whistle blowing website WikiLeaks show that with the help of a government based back to work scheme many pirates returned to dry land, retrained and under local council supervision were integrated back in to society with the hope they could lead productive lives and enrich communities through their diversity. It could be attributed to the many hours singing shanties or the less formal attire adopted by these particular sectors, but it seems that pirates have a penchant for the music and entertainment industries as today this is where we see many have ended up. As much of a success as the scheme was there were a few pirates who's life of crime was so ingrained that once deemed rehabilitated they turned back to the underworld. A certain sector started black markets in pirate DVDs, games and CDs selling them on dodgy market stalls, street corners and through the 'guy at work' network. A few looked for fame over the air waves and started what has been called pirate radio. Already adept at mast construction they found this allowed them the ability to broadcast from all manor of locations, a few even returning to the sea. This made detection by the authorities almost impossible at the time and as it was only considered an infringement on the law very few were ever caught or prosecuted. Others chose to follow a more legitimate thespian career path and to this day can be seen treading stages across the world performing in everything from seasonal pantomime, opera and the dizzy heights of Hollywood to great acclaim.

Arguably the most successful group went in to music and became rap and hip hop stars. This genera was through necessity rather  than choice, many preferring more pop styled tunes but with their indecipherable pronunciation, less than tone perfect vocal abilities and hard luck life stories rueing the days they were shot numerous times and the bad neighbourhoods they grew up in, they were limited. Never the less they took the music scene by storm, their hard lyrics hitting a poignant note amongst despondent youth. They were able to incorporate the pirate cultural identity through the use of bandanas, gold teeth, and earrings , popularising the 'bling' movement we know today. Drink was a well publicised issue for pirates and the revenue from platinum album sales did nothing to quell this problem of binge drinking instead moving away from large barrels and on to premium brand bottled spirits. Being creatures of habit they stuck with brandy, rum and cognac drinks, and have in their rap star incarnations become much aligned with such brands as Hennesey, Jack Daniels and Courvoisier. Few could have seen the far reaching impact pirates would have, their influences stretching in to the mainstream vocabulary with words such as Yo, a greeting and also a shortening of the possessive prenominal adjective your, Ho, a woman of questionable moral standing and Booty, a catch all term meaning both treasure and women two highly prized assets in the pirate community. As well as the pirate limp, a way of walking where one leg is kept straight while walking in order to simulate a wooden prosthetic. All have now become commonplace on streets up and down the country particularly evident around such hubs as fried chicken shops and McDonald's outlets, sported by adoring fans eager to emulate their musical idols.

The debate as to whether these are positive role models remains to be seen. It has been shown you can take the pirate out of the sea but can he sing?